rassellino:

heyfunniest:

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

bye

dat last gif dow

poetic:

pooh bear is doing it right

hidontbecreepy:

tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

this is very true. but i also crave the sex part. a lot. 

"

Three weeks to a kiss.
Three months to an “I love you.”
Three seasons to an “I forgive you.”
Three years to a “Never contact me again.”

And now it’s only every three days that I think of her
Answering a security question on a phone.
Still, I wonder how she’s doing.
Just 3 states away.

Perhaps I’ve moved on.
But who’s to say
If I had three wishes,
I wouldn’t use one
to see her again?

"

It is these 8pm sober thoughts that matter most-Daniel Carlson. (via majestic-eyebrows)

glitter appreciation post

nicoffeine:

Me growing up

hazelshaw:

I wonder if those people are still a fan of John’s today

quillpaw:

a person with mind-manipulation powers who uses them mostly to have large groups of strangers perform musical numbers in the street with them

the only thing i would do